relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

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cracked:

“Terribly sorry to intrude, but might I pop in and prevent your death?”
5 Epic Disasters at Sea (Survived by Un-killable Badasses)

#4. Robert Crellin Politely Rescues Over 20 People
On May 29, 1914, an eight-year-old girl named Florence Barbour was travelling from Quebec City to Liverpool with her family when their ship, the Empress of Ireland, collided with another ship in the heavy fog and started to sink… Florence was awakened by getting thrown across her cabin like a loose shoe from a high-stepping poltergeist. All around her, a shrieking cloud of panic was descending upon the passengers of the Empress. Suddenly, Florence’s uncle, Robert Crellin, exploded out of the confusion and grabbed hold of her with the sure-armed strength of an action hero. Crellin looked his niece squarely in the eye and said:
"Don’t be frightened, dear, I’ve got you. God be willing, darling, we will save everyone."

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cracked:

“Terribly sorry to intrude, but might I pop in and prevent your death?”

5 Epic Disasters at Sea (Survived by Un-killable Badasses)

#4. Robert Crellin Politely Rescues Over 20 People

On May 29, 1914, an eight-year-old girl named Florence Barbour was travelling from Quebec City to Liverpool with her family when their ship, the Empress of Ireland, collided with another ship in the heavy fog and started to sink… Florence was awakened by getting thrown across her cabin like a loose shoe from a high-stepping poltergeist. All around her, a shrieking cloud of panic was descending upon the passengers of the Empress. Suddenly, Florence’s uncle, Robert Crellin, exploded out of the confusion and grabbed hold of her with the sure-armed strength of an action hero. Crellin looked his niece squarely in the eye and said:

"Don’t be frightened, dear, I’ve got you. God be willing, darling, we will save everyone."

Read More


lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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aseaofquotes:

Jonathan Tropper, This Is Where I Leave You

aseaofquotes:

Jonathan Tropper, This Is Where I Leave You


sweartothisshit:

If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.

(via zebrathinker)


peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(via lilsra)


buntime:

i have to tell myself this a lot #draw #depersonalization

buntime:

i have to tell myself this a lot #draw #depersonalization

(via experimentalpurgatory)



talesfromthebroomcloset:

My dream is to live in a house that makes people think “yup, a witch lives there”

talesfromthebroomcloset:

My dream is to live in a house that makes people think “yup, a witch lives there”

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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

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meladoodle:

what

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